Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Ron Paul Endorses the CCP

In a stunning move, 2008 Republican Presidential candidate Ron Paul has endorsed the Create a Comic Project (CCP). "The CCP is an excellent institution," said the Texas Congressman and OBGYN. "Great for parties! In fact, I'd join any party that had the CCP involved!"

When asked for specific reasons why he was endorsing the comic project, Dr. Paul pointed to his experience with children. "I've delivered more babies than there are people in Rhode Island. I know what kids like. And the fact there's no tax payer money involved makes it even better!"

Congressman Paul went on to connect the endorsement to his policy stances. "Here we have one guy volunteering to teach kids. Imagine if we expanded that concept to everything! We already have a volunteer military, why not a volunteer health care system? Just have people walk in, do an operation, and walk out. Think of how strong the dollar will be if we're not wasting it on what people will do for free!"

Create a Comic Project founder John Baird was only quoted as saying, "Paul is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is."

And a hearty April Fool's to you all!

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